we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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