After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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