There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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