We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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