matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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