please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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