he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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