i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Pants are for mortals
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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