i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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