But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
