we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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