didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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