so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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