Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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