"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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