Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.