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• (512): View more from Texas

  halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

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  exactly, that's why i want something interesting

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  slutty neuroscientist?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.

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  After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD

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• (619): View more from California

  I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.

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