I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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