Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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