He passed out mid-signature
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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