I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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