We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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