Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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