So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
