he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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