Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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