windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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