I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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