we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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