Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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