turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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