i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
another moral hangover. fuck.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
