Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
