? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize