Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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