I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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