And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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