Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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