This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
