My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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