That's intense
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
