I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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