i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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