thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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