Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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