like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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