Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You are a genius and a whore.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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