You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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