honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
This girl is more easily done than said...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
so much tequila, so little girl.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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