is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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