Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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