bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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