Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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