i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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