gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Come share oat with me in your robe
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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