he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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