girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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