The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
tell me about the fingering
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